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小心 Look out!
嘿，别打扰我在这工作 Hey! Trying to work here!
也许你还得工作的快一点 Perhaps you could work a little faster.
如果你不像个该死的闹钟的话 Perhaps if you hadn't tripped the damn alarm.
帕梅拉，我们没时间了 Pamela, we are out of time.
警察马上就来了 The police will be here soon.
或者还有更糟的 Or worse...
蝙蝠侠，我知道，我知道 Batman, I know, I know!
但现在这看起来像是 But it's like trying to find
在干草堆里找面条 a needle in a... Haystack.
拜托，拜托 Come on, come on...
大功告成 Bingo.
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没什么东西被偷了 Nothing was physically stolen.
显而易见 Obviously.
这儿并没有多大的财产损失 There was no effort to minimize collateral.
这可能会是线索 This was about information.
没办法，毒藤女可能 There's no way Poison Ivy
已经访问过星际实验室的安全数据了 could've accessed S.T.A.R. Labs' secure data.
找到了 Got it.
这就是他们拷贝的文件 Here's the file they copied.
看起来这是他们唯一在意的东西 Looks like this is the only thing they cared about.
欧不 Oh, no.
荷兰 Holland.
荷兰 "Holland."
怎么听起来很熟悉的感觉 Why does that sound so familiar?
是我的客人 Be my guest.
亚力克荷兰曾经从事于一个生物修复的项目 Alec Holland was working on a bio-restorative formula
能把沙漠变成绿洲 to turn deserts into forests.
直到一个恐怖分子的炸弹摧毁了他的梦想 Until a saboteur's bomb destroyed that dream.
他的身体淹没在了实验化合物之中 His body engulfed in the burning experimental compound,
荷兰尽力破灭了火焰 Holland tried to douse the flames.
但化学药品与河水发生反应 The chemicals reacted with the surrounding bayou.
他的相貌全毁了 His entire physiognomy changed.
荷兰变成了.... Holland was transformed into...
- 沼泽怪物 - 就是他 - Swamp Thing. - That's it!
就是他攻击了我们 That's what attacked me.
并不是他 Not quite.
这是植物大师 This is Jason Woodrue,
又叫怪物人 aka the Floronic Man.
真牛逼 Terrific.
毒藤女和植物大师联手了 Poison Ivy teaming up with Jason Woodrue.
我们得去一趟了 We're in for a ride.
我有两个直接的出击目标 I see two immediate objectives.
我们得先失陪一下 If you'll excuse us.
A，查出毒藤女和植物大师的目的 A, figure out what Ivy and Woodrue were up to...
B，查出绿队藏身之处 And B, find out where the green team is hiding out.
我选A，我有一种强烈的预感想去深入调查一下 I'll take A. I have a hunch I need to look into.
你选B You take B.
检查以前的老地方 Check previous addresses,
以及一些相关人物 known associates.
哦天呐 Oh, crap.
没错 Right.
我们需要哈莉奎茵 We need Harley Quinn.
最近我听说，哈莉离开了网格 Last I heard, Harley went off the grid
在她获得假释之后 after she got out on parole.
之前没人听说过这件事 No one's heard a thing since.
传闻她要走正道了 Rumor is she's gone straight,
但，也仅仅是轻描淡写的走走 but also, just plain gone.
没人能够消失的无影无踪 No one disappears without a trace.
总会有人了解一些事儿 Someone knows something.
有些人总能做到 Someone always does.
如何撼动真理之树才是问题 It's just a matter of shaking the right tree.
嘿，还得再谢谢你帮我们 Hey, thanks again for helping us out
关于刺客联盟的事儿 with that League of Assassins thing
在南达山那儿 in Nanda Parbat.
噢，那个希瓦夫人 Oof. That Lady Shiva.
不会拒绝那一块大馅饼 Wouldn't say no to a slice of that pie,
你懂我的意思吧？ you know what I mean?
那，我们能为你做点什么，蝙蝠侠 So, what can I do for you, Batman?
今天事儿可真多 A lot going on today,
但是我还是可以挤出来一点时间 but I can spare a few minutes.
有一个人两天前在家里被绑架了 A man was abducted from his home two days ago.
哈罗德·戈德布鲁姆 Harold Goldblum.
我这只笨手 Stupid hand.
亨德森 Henderson!
你怎么知道这事的 How do you even know about that?
我们已经封锁了消息 We've got a total media lockdown.
我们到处都有耳目，长官 Let's just say I've got eyes and ears everywhere, Sarge.
入侵进阶超能人类联合研究团的电脑 Hacking the A.R.G.U.S. computer
可是触犯了联邦的法律，蝙蝠侠 is a federal crime, Batman.
戈德布鲁姆以前是一名化学教授 Goldblum is a former professor of chemistry
在首都大学任教 at Metropolis University.
花了15年时间 Spent 15 years
是GothCorp公司化工研究部的领军人物 heading up GothCorp Chemicals' R&D division.
最近，他一直为国家安全局工作 Most recently, he's been working for the NSA,
专门从事于生化战争的研究 specializing in biological warfare.
他有着最顶尖的智慧，在生物学 He was their top mind in biology,
植物学和毒理学三大领域 botany and toxicology.
我需要知道他从事的是什么工作 I need to know what he was working on.
你可以下去了，亨德森 That'll be all, Henderson.
好的，长官 Right, Sarge.
我是你的大粉丝 Big fan.
抱歉，蝙蝠侠，这是机密 I'm sorry, Batman, that's classified.
我也不方便透露 My hands are tied.
真奇怪你会选择那种方式解决 Strange that you would put it just that way.
什么？ Why?
一个边境的黑客组织最近访问到了信息 A fringe hacker group recently accessed information
关于进阶超能人类联合研究团员工的密码 about key A.R.G.U.S. employees.
他们中的一些人似乎正在忙着....我们应该称之为.... Some of them seem to be engaged in, shall we say...
可疑的夜间活动 Questionable nocturnal activities.
你在威胁我吗？ Are you blackmailing me?
我只是解释下我可以通过阻止犯罪 I'm explaining that I can help stop a crime
来交换一些信息 in exchange for some information.
好吧 Fine.
但需要指出的是，为我办事的情人伊尔萨 But for the record, what Mistress Ilsa does for me
认为是他在国外的一些地方 is considered therapy...
去治疗去了 In some countries.
这是个奇怪的情况 It's an odd case.
没有赎金要求，没有政治要求，什么都没有 No ransom demands, political requests, nothing.
就这样莫名其妙消失了 He just vanished.
无论谁带走了这家伙，他们要么杀了他 Whoever took the guy, they either killed him,
要么留着他 or they're keeping him alive
原因无从得知 for reason or reasons unknown.
有什么线索吗？ Any leads?
都不切实际 Nothing viable.
各项调查都陷进了死胡同 The investigation is at a dead end.
戈德布鲁姆的专用基地 Goldblum's field of expertise
发生了一场人为的大型恐怖袭击 is man-made, pandemic terrorist attacks.
炭疽症，埃博拉，肉食菌，你知道吧？ Anthrax, Ebola, flesh-eating bacteria, you know?
是的，我知道 Yes, I do.
实际上，他是这方面的世界顶级专家 In fact, he's the world's leading expert on the subject.
天呐，要是那些家伙知道的话 Jesus, the stuff that guy knows.
我不想做个无情的人 I don't mean to be callous,
但是我更希望抓他的人杀了他 but a part of me hopes they just kill them.
不，抱歉 No, sorry.
呃呃 Uh-uh.
没有，伙计 Nah, man.
嗯，没见过 Mmm, no.
没见过她 Haven't seen her.
我倒是想见见 I would've liked to.
戴姆还欠我三周的房租 Dame owes me three weeks' back rent!
如果你找到她，你告诉她她得吃我的... If you find her, you tell her she can eat my...
她有.... She had...
最可爱的笑容 The cutest smile.
莫迪，你说的是你的侄女艾琳 Morty, that was your niece, Irene!
他总是说侄女长得像哈莉奎茵 Always saying she looks like this Harley Quinn,
但是我没见过 but I don't see it.
还有个美丽的兔唇 And an adorable tuchus.
莫迪 Morty!
不在这附近 Hasn't been around.
恐怕没见过，孩子 Afraid not, my son.
很抱歉 Lo siento.
我能收藏这照片吗 Can I have that picture?
在熟食店里 It was at that deli
第三大街上 on 3rd Street.
莫迪，那是两年前的事儿了 Morty, that was two years ago...
在迈阿密 In Miami!
我现在得靠自己去找罗本了 I could go for a Reuben myself about now.
另外再找点泡菜 With extra kraut.
等等... Hang on...
好的，你们的一大份神力女孩沙拉 Okay, we got one Power Girl jumbo combo,
一份黑金丝雀的 one Black Canary
大腿小腿卷心菜 leg and thigh, with coleslaw.
小心手被废了，肥仔 Gonna lose that hand, pudding.
还有什么能为你们服务的吗，伙计们 Anything else for you today, boys?
- 额没有 - 我没事 - Uh, no. - I'm good.
对，我也是，完全没事 Yeah, me, too. Totally good.
这个臭婆娘摔断了我的手 Crazy broad broke my freaking arm.
嘿，切特，这个臭婆娘 Hey Chet, this crazy broad
摔断了我的手 broke my freaking arm!
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应该就是她了 Got to be her...
出来吧，我知道你在这 Come on out. I know you're there.
我听力很好 I got good ears.
你的听力也能在阿卡姆变得很敏锐 Your hearing gets mighty sharp in Arkham.
那些家伙都喜欢在夜里瞎搞 Things go bump in the night.
嗨，哈莉 Hi, Harley.
好久不见 Long time no see.
我觉得这样最好 I'd like to keep it that way.
你可真是个难找的姑娘 You're a hard girl to find.
你很聪明，能那样隐藏在众目睽睽之下 Pretty clever, hiding in plain sight like that.
我有点问题 I have a few questions.
比如 For example,
我能在哪儿找的你的好朋友毒藤女 where can I find your BFF Poison Ivy?
我们需要你的帮助 We need your help.
- 毒藤女她.... - 省省吧，亲爱的 - Ivy is... - Save it, honey.
我不想再掺和你们那些破事 I don't mix it up with the costume crowd anymore.
从某种程度上来说，我开始新生活了 I turned over a new leaf, as it were.
听着 Listen,
毒藤女跟一群坏家伙混在一起 Ivy's fallen in with the wrong crowd.
她和植物大师在谋划一些东西 She and Jason Woodrue are up to something,
我们必须阻止他们 and we have to stop them.
他们是致命的组合，哈莉 They're a lethal combo, Harley.
会有很多人受伤甚至被杀死 Lots of people could get hurt or killed.
毒藤女也可能受伤或者被杀 Ivy could get hurt or killed.
不 Nuh-uh.
我已经和斗篷、紧身衣和面具说拜拜了 I am done with capes and tights and masks.
只想安安静静的做个普通人 Just trying like hell to lead a normal life.
真的吗，可笑的是你并不是 Really? Funny that you're not, say
你的思想会警醒你 using your psychiatric training
去过一个体面人的生活 to make a decent living,
而不是穿着红黑色的紧身衣 instead of dressing up in skimpy red and black
去拿着低微的工资和小费 for a minimum wage, plus tips.
这真是戒掉一种习惯的最怪诞的方式 Pretty weird way to kick a habit.
你一定会想回到这场游戏中来 You've got to be just itching to get back in the game.
得了吧，那是你的想法，夜翼 Nice try, but you're on your own, Nightwig.
你已经好几个月没跟假释官报告了吧 You haven't reported to your parole officer in months.
我应该现在就把你这疯子 I should just drag your crazy ass
拖回监狱里去 back to jail right now.
哦，是吗 Oh, yeah?
那就他妈的来试试吧 Just freaking try,
你这个混球 you butt-wipe!
抱歉小子，但这是你的报应 Sorry, kiddo, but you're getting the payback
因为你敢摸老虎的屁股 for every pinch, goose and butt-slap
我已经憋了三个月没动手了 I've gotten for the last three months.
投降吗？ Give up?
这可真是越来越有趣了 Just when things are getting interesting?
绝不屈服 Fat chance!
哇哦 Whip.
准备收工了吗？哈莉 Ready to call it a night, Harley?
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有那么好笑吗 What's so funny, Chuckles?
有些女孩喜欢用武器 Some girls like Mace.
我更喜欢用点小丑的毒液 I prefer a little low-grain Joker venom.
这是我从那个混蛋那儿得到的唯一有用的东西 Only useful thing I ever got from that ass-hat.
晚安，混球 Nighty-night, jerk.
我不知道你想找什么东西 Don't know what you expect to find.
我最优秀的手下已经搜过这十几次了 My best people have been over this place a dozen times.
无意冒犯你的优秀的手下 No offense to your best people,
但他们毕竟不是我 but they're not me.
这是什么 What is it?
哦对，一片树叶 Oh, yay, a leaf.
这儿全是这玩意儿 Kind of like all of these.
不 No,
这片与众不同 not like those.
这是完全不同的一片 It's a completely different phylum
与这儿的其他树叶相比 from every other leaf in here.
呵呵，你还是世界上最优秀的花农啊 Great, you're the world's greatest florist, too.
靠近些看 Look closely.
你见过这样的树叶吗 Have you ever seen a leaf like this?
不得不说我没见过 Can't say that I have.
那是因为这不是我们的植物的树叶 That's because it isn't from our planet.
甚至不属于我们的维度空间 Not even from our dimension.
等等，你是说 Wait, you mean
植物大师？ Jason Woodrue?
那个怪物在这儿？ That freak was here?
这可坏了 This is bad.
你的法医太垃圾了 Your forensic people are bad.
这个... This...
是一场灾难 Is catastrophic.
夜翼，我是蝙蝠侠，接电话 Nightwing, this is Batman. Come in.
夜翼？ Nightwing?
还好吗？ Everything okay?
他没有接我的电话 He should've reported in by now.
你需要我派搜救队过去吗 You want me to send out a search team?
他们是最优秀的.... They're the best that...
额，他们还挺不错的 Well, they're pretty good.
如我所说 Like I said,
我的耳目无处不在 eyes and ears everywhere.
也就说明 Besides...
夜翼可以自己解决 Nightwing can handle himself.
我知道，我知道，蠢死了 I know, I know, freaking stupid.
我把他带回了我的地盘 Bringing him back to my place.
但我该怎么办呢 But what was I supposed to do?
我不能放他走 I couldn't just let him go.
他知道了我隐藏的秘密基地 He knows the secret location of my hidey-hole.
他肯定会跟蝙蝠侠泄密 He'd blab to Batman for sure.
那就把他杀了呀，笨蛋 Could've just killed him, dumbass.
不行，我不会再犯罪了 Nah, I'm not a criminal anymore.
而且，他可爱的我不忍心杀 Plus, he's kind of too cute to kill.
无论怎样 And anyway,
或许我应该帮帮忙 maybe I should help out.
听起来毒藤女可能有很大的麻烦 Sounds like Ivy could be in some serious trouble...
不要白费力气了 Don't bother yelling for help.
这地方被搁置了 This dump is condemned.
整个建筑里只有我们两个人，夜鸟 Nobody in the whole building but us, Nightwig.
是翼 "Wing."
额什么？ Eh?
我叫夜翼，不是夜鸟 It's Nightwing.
是吗？ Really?
我就说感觉那名字傻透了 Guess I was thinking of that goofy mullet
你肯定曾经有过 you used to have.
是的，那就像是整整十年的糟糕日子 Yeesh. That was like a whole decade of bad-hair days.
少说废话了女士 Sticks and stones, lady.
我从一些更厉害的罪犯那里听够了废话 I've taken trash talk from bigger criminals than you.
罪犯？ "Criminals"?
你难道没发现我走上正道了吗 If you hadn't noticed, I went straight.
我现在是个该死的服务员 I'm a freaking waitress already.
好吧老天，没错，我认错 Oh, golly, that's right, I stand corrected.
瞧瞧这些，聪明的小子 Check this out, smart guy.
我有一堆的拒绝信 My pile of rejection letters.
显然，梅奥诊所有一些愚蠢的政策 Evidently, the Mayo Clinic's got some dumb policy
竟然不雇佣有前科的罪犯 of not hiring former costume super-villains.
全世界的医院似乎都是这样 Just like every other hospital in the world.
可以找些别的工作 There are other jobs.
哦当然，我得到不少的建议 Oh, sure. I got a ton of offers.
“我们有一个很特别的职务非常适合你 "We got a very special role for you
来'午夜坏女孩'工作吧” "in Bad Girls After Dark."
你肯定会喜欢这个 And you got to love this one.
来泰国饰演一个被枪毙的优雅代言人 "A tasteful pictorial to be shot in Thailand
因为违法的原因 "for legal reasons."
你说我是个罪犯 You say I'm a criminal,
他们说我是个妓女 they say I'm a whore.
我讨厌别人来说我是什么 Well, I'm sick of other people telling me what I am!
无论如何 Whatever.
不得不说 Got to say,
你给我了一个好的锻炼机会 you gave me a heck of a workout.
还弄得我一身汗臭 Got me all sweat-stinky.
臭死啦 Phew!
的确该洗个澡了 Definitely could use a shower.
我觉得我最好不会冒烟 I think better when I don't reek.
还搞不清楚该怎么办 Still got to figure out what to do
夜鸟还在旁边 about Nightwig over there.
嗯，穿什么呢 Hmm, what to wear,
穿什么呢 what to wear?
美少女杀手哈莉装 Sucker-punch Harley.
防寒哈莉装 Arctic Harley.
雪橇哈莉装 Street-luge Harley.
轮滑宝宝哈莉装 Roller-babe Harley.
蒸汽朋克哈莉装 Steampunk Harley.
哥特洛丽塔哈莉装 Goth-Lolita Harley.
嘿，夜鸟 Hey, Nightwig,
你以前是不是叫罗宾 is it true you used to be Robin?
哼 Hmph.
我可不是批评你 Ain't that a kick in the pants.
小男孩都想长大 Little boy-wonder all grown up.
好了 Okay, now...
别去想些自认为很有趣的主意 Don't be getting any funny ideas.
太晚了 Too late.
这很有趣 It's funny.
我总是觉得你和蝙蝠侠不喜欢女人 I always kind of thought you and Batman didn't like girls.
- 等下，什么？ - 你知道的，那本书 - Wait, what? - You know, that book
就是讲前照灯和挖眼珠的书 with the headlights and the eyeball-gouging,
我在大学还写了一篇关于那个的文章 I had to write a paper on it back in college.
还得一个B Got a B-minus.
嘿，哈莉，我... Look, Harley, I...
过去的几个月很寂寞吧 Pretty lonely these last few months,
你懂我的意思吧 if you know what I mean.
你从来没见过那样壮观的美景 You don't meet a lot of likely prospects
在超级宝贝店里的时候 at Superbabes.
我可是个很挑剔的人 I'm kind of choosy.
我不是说我不想做 I'm not saying I don't want to,
即使那样很不错 'cause that could be nice.
错误且美好 All sorts of wrong, but nice.
现在，我只想去找毒藤... Right now, I just really need to find Poison...
坦然面对吧，亲爱哒 Face it, sugar.
我有你想要的东西 I got something you want,
你也得射点我想要的东西给我 and you sure as shooting got something I want.
那，就做个好男孩吧 So, be a good boy,
然后可能，可能 and maybe, maybe...
妈妈会奖励你一块饼干哟 Mama will give you a cookie.
我做的这一切都是为了哥谭 The things I do for Gotham.
我同意你的观点 I'm taking that as a yes.
真恶心 It's disgusting.
这令人憎恶 It's an abomination.
你觉得我喜欢这样 You think I like swapping spit
每六个小时就跟这家伙交换口水吗 with this geezer every six hours?
如果你有更好的办法来让他听我们的话 If you've got a better way to keep him under our control,
那我洗耳恭听 I am all ears.
人生总有磨难 There's always torture.
我不想要磨难 I don't torture.
这世界上有70亿的肉包 The seven-billion meat bags who infest this world
我们的计划，将是他们的磨难 would probably consider our plans for them torture.
最起码都是惨绝人寰的磨难 Or at least cruel and inhumane.
我们的计划是进化 Our plans are for the improvement
地球上的一切有机体 of every organism on Earth.
这可是非常高尚仁义的行为 The very definition of humane.
高尚仁义 "Humane."
这个词真讽刺 What an ironic word coined by a species
一群没有同情心的家伙创造的词 completely devoid of compassion
他们漠视其他生物物种 for any other life forms,
彼此间内讧不断 or each other, for that matter.
他们总是谈论气候变化 They all talk about climate change,
但这一切不是他们造成的吗 but have they actually changed anything?
事实上，就是他们干的好事 Indeed, they have.
他们把温室气体排放量翻倍增长 They've doubled their output of greenhouse gases,
疯狂的砍伐森林 increased the rate of deforestation,
蹂躏这颗星球 ravaged the planet.
你曾经说过一句话，帕梅拉 You said it yourself, Pamela,
我引述一下 and I quote,
“人类根本不会在乎这一切” "Humans simply will not give a crap
“除非我们强迫他们” "unless we force them to."
好吧 Well,
一旦我们的病毒激活 once our virus is activated,
这颗星球上的每一个人 every single person on this planet
将得到一个大好处 will have a vested interest...
绿化一切 In going green.
哦，天呐，停下，停下 Oh, God, no. Stop, stop!
你停下来，你让我想尿尿了 You stop it! You're gonna make me pee!
嘿嘿嘿 Hey, hey, hey.
哈莉奎茵正式向你报告，长官 Harley Quinn reporting for duty, sir.
我... I was...
我正准备给你打电话呢 I was just about to call you.
我们车里再见 Meet you at the car.
你得到需要的东西了吗 Did you get what you needed?
额，是的 Well, yeah...
当然，毒藤女的下落 Ivy's whereabouts, of course,
我想你指的是这个 that's what you meant.
不，还没下落 No, not yet.
幸好你从来没跟一个超级大坏蛋亲热过 Like you never made out with a super-villain.
那么，接下来怎么做，活力二人组 So, here's how it's gonna work, dynamic duo.
没人像我一样了解毒藤女了 Nobody knows Ivy like I know Ivy.
现在，我就帮你们找到她 Now, I can help you find her,
但是你们得让我跟她讲讲道理 but you're gonna let me talk some sense into her
在你们冲进去之前 before you come in, swinging.
然后，这件事结束之后 And then, when this whole thing is over,
你可得帮我说说好话 you're gonna put in a good word
给假释委员会那些家伙们 for me with the parole board.
告诉他们我是多麽正直善良的一个好公民 Tell them what a fine, upstanding citizen I am,
等等等等 et cetera, et cetera.
嗯 Hmm...
不 No.
什么情况？我是说... What the what? But, I mean...
你不想....你不需要... Aren't you gonna... Don't you need...
我不想和精神病患者做交易 I don't make deals with psychopaths.
是反社会者 Sociopath!
反社会者 So-ci-o-path!
天呐，为什么每个人都搞错我的身份 Jeez, why does everybody always get that wrong?
如果你不同意我的条件 If you aren't willing to agree to my terms,
我凭什么帮你 why should I help you?
你会帮我们的，否则这个世界的安宁 You'll help us, or the rest of the world
将不复存在 will cease to exist.
像你这样的精神病 As insane as you are,
还是喜欢活着的感觉吧 you enjoy living.
给我一点小小的甜头 How about just a little something
来做交易怎么样 to sweeten the deal?
请我做一天的SPA，再给我小表弟送张签名照 Spa day? Autographed picture for my little cousin?
他得了重病 He's real sick.
好吧，行了，不管怎么样，你才是老大 Okay, fine, whatever, you're the boss.
等下，她跟我们一起吗 Wait, she's coming with us?
这是个好主意吗？ Is that really a good idea?
这不是我的首选 It's not my first choice.
但我们不能让她离开我们的视线 But we can't afford to let her out of our sight.
她可能会给毒藤女通风报信我们在找她 She might tip off Ivy that we're on to her.
没错，危险的疯子就在这儿 Yeah, dangerous loony over here.
没人知道她会干嘛 Never know what she's gonna do.
嘿，这是有小窍门的 Here, there's a little trick to it.
嘿，把你的手放好，小混球 Hey! Watch the hands, Buster Brown.
对不起，我只是... Sorry, I was just...
天呐，跟他才玩了20分钟的时间 Jeez, 20 minutes of naughty fun time
某些人就觉得我是他的人了 and they think they own you.
不是的，我只是想... I wasn't, I was just trying to...
瞧，可能我有时候会给你打电话 Look, maybe I'll call you sometime, okay?
比如我电池用完了或者其他什么事儿 Like when I'm out of batteries or something.
基于戈德布鲁姆的专业领域 Based on Goldblum's area of expertise,
植物大师和毒藤女的思想观念 Woodrue and Ivy's ideological profiles
以及进阶超能人类联合研究团被袭击 and the S.T.A.R. Labs break-in,
得出了一个结论 there's only one conclusion.
他们肯定会通过合成公式 They're going to synthesize the formula
来创造沼泽怪物 that created Swamp Thing,
并把它变成一个快速传播的病毒 convert it into a fast-spreading virus
然后“清洗地球” and "save the world..."
把人类变成动植物杂交体 By turning humanity into animal-plant hybrids.
什么？额 What? Ew.
额，别误会我 Look, don't get me wrong.
我不是种族主义者 I ain't no racist.
我是说，我有一些好朋友还是植物呢 I mean, some of my best friends are plant people.
额，从好的一面看来 Well, on the bright side,
至少他们不会杀掉所有人 at least they aren't actually killing anyone.
也许吧 Perhaps not intentionally.
我们出发吧 Here we go.
如果他们成功就完蛋了 It's bad enough if they succeed
我们就要像植物一样活着 and we all live as plant people.
这可能还不是最坏的结果 But that's not even the worst-case scenario.
如果他们的计划出现问题 If any part of their plan is off,
哪怕是一丢丢问题 even a slight bit,
几周之内，或者几天时间 within weeks, days maybe...
我们就能看到地球上一切生命全部灭绝 We could be looking at the extinction of all life on the planet.
真牛逼 Jeebus.
但等一下 But wait a minute.
为什么他们需要荷兰来实验 Why do they need the Holland formula?
他们为什么不自己释放病毒 Why not just make the virus from themselves?
这是捷径 It's a shortcut.
要实现基因逆向工程可能需要几年的时间 Reverse engineering their own DNA could take years,
甚至几十年 maybe decades.
一旦开始他们都不能再成为完整的人类了 Neither of them was ever fully human to begin with.
她是先天性自然突变 She's a natural mutation.
他又是个被放逐的树妖 And he's an exile Dryad
从其他维度来的 from another dimension.
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“流亡的树妖”你逗我呢 "Exile Dryad from..." You shitting me!
我们又不是没见过超自然生命体 We've seen weirder things.
哈莉，我们只需要你帮我们找到毒藤女 Harley, we just need you to help us find Ivy.
那就够了，剩下的我们自己处理 That's all. We'll handle the rest.
没问题，我认识一个人 No problem. I know this guy.
毒藤女的顶级追求者 One of Ivy's top henchmen,
可能还联系的紧密 probably still tight with him.
他是...我的天哪 And he is... Oh my God!
停车 Stop the car!
- 不行 - 是他啊 - No. - But it's him!
- 谁？ - 那个家伙 - Who? - That guy!
嘿，就是你，博比·莱博维茨 Hey you! Bobby Leibowitz!
哦天呐 Oh crap!
哈莉，等等 Harley. Wait!
臭小子 Lousy,
大混球 stinking,
还跟我斗 stand me up for senior
去死 prom!
够了 That's enough.
让我揍死那个杂碎 Dumps me for that chick
给他一个大... with the big...
抱歉，她出门忘了吃药，不会再有这种事了 Sorry, she's off her meds. Won't happen again.
但老实说 But seriously dude,
你有点像是自食其果 sounds like you kind of had it coming.
...让我妈哭了 ...made my mother cry!
她值得那样吗，混球？ Was she worth it, douchebag?
等了十年才... Waited ten years to get that...
我只是... I was just...
但是... But...
他... He...
别再干这种蠢事 Pull a stupid stunt like that again,
不然我就把你丢到最近的警察局去 and I'm dumping you off at the nearest police station.
哦，好大的口气 Oh, big whoop.
“人在屋檐下” "You're living under my roof.
“不得不低头” "You play by my rules."
是这意思吗？ Is that it?
简短而有力 Newsflash, gruesome.
你又不是我爸 You ain't my dad!
这不是玩游戏，哈莉 This isn't a game, Harley.
我需要你专注于手头的工作 I need you to stay focused on the job at hand.
专注工作 Focus-schmocus.
我得重新考虑下这场交易了 You know, I'm starting to rethink this whole deal.
我得帮你们解决问题 Here I am, helping you guys out,
而且是无偿的 pro bono, I might add,
我还得完全听从你的指挥 and you got to go and get all mega control-freaky on me.
“这样做，别那样做” "Do this. Don't do that!
“乖乖坐好，饭后记得刷碗” "Sit up straight. Brush after every meal.
“别咬指甲” "Don't bite your toenails.
“穿裙子不能高于膝盖” "Keep your knees together when you're wearing a dress."
哈莉，生命危在旦夕了 Harley! There are lives at stake.
我的老天爷啊 Oh my God!
对对，全世界都要勃然大怒了 Yeah, yeah, the whole world's gonna plotz.
我懂我懂 I get it. I get it.
你觉得我就像 You think I'm just
那种什么都不懂的蠢货吗 some dizzy airhead that don't know nothing.
你知道我是谁吗？ Do you know what I am?
从医学院辍学的我的罪犯 My punishment for dropping out of med school.
不对 Wrong.
答案都写在你的祷告里面了，亲爱的 I'm the answer to all your prayers, pally.
上唐纳菲尔德高速公路去布鲁德海文市 Take the Donnenfeld Expressway to Bludhaven.
拜托，这次就信我吧 Come on. Trust me this time.
好吧，你这次会真的想停车了 Okay, you really wanna stop the car this time.
我在超级宝贝店里吃的鹰女的下流翅膀 Those Hawkgirl spicy wings I had at Superbabes
现在在我肚子里翻滚 are doing a tango in my tummy.
老实说，我快死在这了 Seriously. I'm dying back here.
好吧 Fine.
额 Ugh!
- 见鬼... - 这不算太糟 - Holy... - It's not so bad.
闻起来像训练有素似得 Smells like discipline.
哦伙计 Oh man!
蝙蝠侠，我求求你了 Batman, I'm begging you.
我给你十块钱 I'll give you ten bucks
如果你把油门踩到底绝不回头的话 if you floor it and don't look back.
我知道，这儿看起来像个垃圾场 I know. It looks like a total dump.
但是相信我，这的确是个垃圾场 But trust me... It is a total dump.
尽管如此，所有的酷炫的家伙们都会在这儿出没 Howsomever, all the cool hench-people hang out here.
我敢跟你打赌，史瑞贝就在这里面 Bet you dollars to donuts, Shrubbie's inside.
那家伙喜欢跳舞 Guy just loves to dance.
我做过这样的噩梦 I have nightmares like this.
不知道这儿会怎么欢迎我们 Not sure just how welcome we are here.
放松点，你会适应的 Oh relax. You'll fit right in.
尽量别伸出你的小弟来 Try to look a little less stick-up-your-assy.
♪ Don't pull your love out on me, baby
♪ If you do, then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down
♪ Cry for a hundred years
♪ Don't pull your love out on me, honey
♪ Take my heart, my soul, my money
♪ But don't leave me here drowning in my tears
♪ You say you're gonna leave
♪ Gonna take that big white bird
♪ Gonna fly right out of here
♪ Without a single word
♪ But you know you'll break my heart
♪ When I watch you close that door
♪ 'Cause I know I won't see you anymore
♪ But don't pull your love out on me, baby... ♪
看，我说对了 Oh look! I was right!
那就是史瑞贝 There's Shrubbie.
嘿，史瑞贝 Hey, Shrubbie!
马上回来 Be right back.
好久不见，史瑞贝 Long time, no see, Shrubbie.
♪ Haven't I been good to you?
♪ What about that brand new ring?
♪ Doesn't that mean love to you?
♪ Doesn't that mean anything?
♪ If I threw away my pride
♪ And I got down on my knees
♪ Would you make me beg you pretty please? ♪
还是那么会跳，史瑞贝 Still got the moves, Shrubbie.
你们的男士牛奶 Milk for the gentleman.
♪ There's so much I wanna do
♪ I've got love enough for two
♪ But I'll never use it girl if I don't have you
♪ Don't pull your love out on me, baby
♪ If you do, then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down
♪ Cry for a hundred years
♪ Don't pull your love out on me, honey
♪ Take my heart, my soul, my money
♪ But don't leave me to drown... ♪
我从史瑞贝那儿得到了点消息 I got to do something for Shrubbie
但得做场交易 or there's no deal.
♪ I'm in the phone booth, it's the one across the hall
♪ If you don't answer, I'll just ring it off the wall
♪ I know he's there, but I just had to call
♪ Don't leave me
♪ Hanging on the telephone
♪ Don't leave me
♪ Hanging on the telephone
♪ I heard your mother now she's going out the door
♪ Did she go to work or just go to the store
♪ All those things she said, I told you to ignore ♪
嘿，伙计，瞧好了 Hey buddy, watch this.
♪ Oh why can't we talk again ♪
嘿伙计，别那样做 Oh man. Don't do it.
♪ Oh why can't we talk again
♪ Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
♪ It's good to hear your voice,
♪ You know it's been so long
♪ If I don't get your calls
♪ Then everything goes wrong
♪ I want to tell you something
♪ You've known all along
♪ Don't leave me hanging on the telephone ♪
等一下 Wait.
♪ I had to interrupt and stop this conversation
♪ Your voice across the line gives me a strange sensation
♪ I'd like to talk when I can show you my affection
♪ Oh I can't control myself
♪ Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
♪ Hang up and run to me
♪ Whoa! Hang up and run to me
♪ Whoa oh oh oh
♪ Run to me ♪
高兴了吗 Happy?
谢谢帮忙，史瑞贝 Thanks a heap, Shrub.
到手了，我们走吧 I got it. Let's go.
你得在监狱里面过大半辈子了，蝙蝠乞丐 You put a lot of bodies in the slammer, Bat fink.
你只有一条出去的路 Only way you getting out of here
就是钻进你面前那个有拉链的黑色塑料袋里 is in a black plastic bag with a zipper up the front.
- 就是装尸袋 - 他知道是什么 - A body bag. - He knows what it is!
好了伙计们 Okay, boys.
让我们一起摇摆 Let's dance!
看吧，那很有趣，对吧？ See? That was fun, right?
直入正题吧，瞭望塔 Go ahead, Watch Tower.
嘿，蝙蝠侠，我是先锋 Hey Bat, this is Booster.
收到了你的紧急警戒 Got your emergency alert.
事情是这样的，我们的大部分重量级人物 Hey the thing is, most of our heavy hitters
都去参宿七了 are out near Rigel
试图阻止一个流氓彗星或者黑洞或者其他什么东西 trying to stop a rogue comet or black hole or something.
他们中还有一部分人 And a bunch of them are at
去海王的地盘洗礼去了 that christening at Aquaman's place
你知道那儿的接待简直是一团糟 and you know the reception down there kind of sucks.
我这儿只有极少数人在待命 I only got a handful of guys here on standby.
我可以派... I could send...
额，让我想想 Uh, let's see.
黑秃鹰 Black Condor.
伸缩人 The Elongated Man.
凯旋 Triumph.
血风 Bloodwind.
或者我可以亲自过来 Or I could just come down
助你们一臂之力 myself, give you guys a hand.
这儿没什么进展 Not much going on up here and
桌上足球还没玩坏 the Foosball table is still busted.
不用了，先锋 That's all right, Booster.
还是谢谢你，我们可以解决 Thanks anyway. We'll make do.
你确定吗？我没事的 You sure? 'Cause it's no problem.
虽然随便哪个家伙都能解决我 One of these can totally cover for me.
信号不好，先锋 Sorry, Booster.
我们要穿过高压线了 Going under some high-tension wires.
听起来像纸的声音 That sounds like paper.
结束通话 Over and out.
太紧张了 That was too close.
我们还剩的有薯条吗 We got any of them fries left?
你会感觉到有一点 You're just going to feel a bit of
小压力的，小家伙 pressure here, little fellow.
一切都会好起来的 Everything's going to be just fine.
起作用了 It's working.
他很稳定 He's stable!
噢 Oh!
瞧你多漂亮呀 Look how beautiful you are!
到妈妈这来，小可爱 Come to Momma, cutie pie.
成功了 It works.
成功了 It works!
这不是普通的绿叶鼠 This is no ordinary leafy mouse,
而是预示着一个新的时代 but a harbinger of the new age.
人类那该死的工厂 The dead grinding factories of man
将被巨大杉木般的教堂所取代 will be replaced by cathedrals of mighty redwoods.
葱茏的绿色将覆盖地球 A verdant green life-covered Earth
将爆发... will burst for...
额 Eww!
项目结果，失败 Subject response, negative.
为什么会这样 Why isn't it working?
他是个骗子，他根本没有尽力而为 He's faking. He's not even trying!
你的催眠之吻根本不管用 Your persuasion kiss has worn off!
他还是在我们的掌控之中 He's still under my control.
哈罗德，告诉我们是什么原因造成的 Harold, tell us what went wrong.
这是一种非常复杂的共沸混合物 This is an incredibly complex azeotrope.
病毒的转换公式效果很好 The virus conversion of the formula works
完全是纸上谈兵 perfectly on paper.
几乎有数以百万计的变量 There are literally millions of variables
都能造成这个过程失败 that could be corrupting the process.
那就猜测试试，肉包 Take a guess, meat bag!
猜测是不符合科学的 Well, guessing is hardly scientific
但我怀疑这跟一些 but I suspect it may have something
我们一直在使用的东西有关 to do with the fact that we've been using
用作我们的实验平原的老沼泽水 plain old swamp water from
来自于屠宰沼泽 nearby Slaughter Swamp for our experiments.
这样不行，我们需要的 No, what we need
是正规的生物营养物质和化学品 is the precise bio-nutrients and chemicals
应该从正规的地方取水 from the water at the exact place
能创造沼泽怪物的地方 where the Swamp Thing was created.
路易斯安那的韦恩莱特沼泽 The Ween Right Swamp in Louisiana.
哦我的个老天爷，我感觉菊花疼 Oh for God's sake. What a pain in the ass!
不，帕梅拉，不 No Pamela, no.
这是完美的，你没看到吗 It's perfect! Don't you see?
这条河直接流入了墨西哥湾 The lagoon feeds directly into the Gulf of Mexico.
墨西哥湾的水能将病毒 Where the Gulf's stream currents will
带到大西洋去 carry the virus into the greater Atlantic.
然后，就是全世界 And then, the world!
地球母亲的救赎计划 Mother Earth's salvation.
从这儿开始 Ground zero!
我上次说过了，这次轮到你了 I said it last time. Your turn.
结束了，毒藤女 It's over, Ivy.
哈莉？ Harley?
你好吗 Hiya Red.
你和他们在一起？ You're with them?
欧亲爱的 Oh, Harl!
拜托，帕米，你在干嘛 Come on, Pammy, what are you doing?
你真的想把我们一切都变成植物吗 You're really gonna change us all into plants?
你知道我不喜欢绿色 You know I don't look good in green.
抱歉哈莉，我也没办法 I'm sorry, Harley, but there's no other way.
人类有他们自己的机会 Humankind have had their chance.
你也有 And you've had yours!
哦，真恶心 Oh, gross!
杰森，那些工作记录 Jason, the work!
哇哦，发生了什么 Whoa, what's happening?
他醒了，我得给他催眠 He's waking up. I need to keep him hypnotized.
嗯...不... Hmm... No.
奥卡姆剃刀理论 Occam's Razor.
雷德 Red!
你要把我丢在这儿吗，帕米 You can leave me here, Pammy.
你知道我的皮肤，很易烧伤的 You know my skin. I burn easy.
那个白痴可是背叛过你，帕梅拉 That idiot meat skate betrayed you, Pamela.
她是你最大的敌人 She's your worst enemy.
让她听天由命吧 Leave her to her fate!
夜翼 Nightwing?
在这儿 Over here!
你没事吧 You okay?
我的耳朵可能会响一周 My ears are gonna be ringing for a week.
应该没有断骨头吧 But no broken bones.
噢 Ow!
我觉得 I think.
哈莉在哪 Where's Harley?
没事的，你会没事的 It's okay. You're gonna be okay.
坚持下去，博士 Just hang in there, Doc.
瞧，蝙蝠侠在这 Look, here's Batman.
他能治好你的，他肯定能 He'll fix you right up. Sure he will.
别拔出来 Don't pull it out.
把他的头抬起来 Lift his head up.
路易斯安那 Louisiana!
别说话 Don't try to talk.
- 没事的 - 不行 - It's okay. - No.
必须... Must...
他们需要沼泽水 They need swamp water.
去完成... Complete...
...他们的阴谋 ...process.
他快死了 We're losing him.
没事的，博士 It's okay, Doc.
你做的很好，你真的很不错 You did good. You did real good.
剩下的就交给我们了 We'll take it from here.
嘿博士 Hey Doc.
等你到了天堂 When you get to heaven,
记得去看看我的朋友 you should look up my bubbe.
弗兰奎因泽 Fran Quinzel.
她人很不错 She's super nice.
我觉得你们会很合得来 I think you two would really hit it off.
那是不对的 It was wrong.
我们不应该把他们留在那儿，留在火堆里面 We shouldn't have left them there, not in the flames.
- 如果她... - 死了？ - What if she... - Died?
那样最好 Good.
她站错了队伍，毒藤女 She's on the wrong side of this, Ivy.
别告诉我你改主意了 Don't tell me you are getting cold feet.
不，我只是... No, I just...
不管那么多了 Never mind.
我们估计要完蛋了 Safe to say we are thoroughly screwed.
他们肯定已经封锁了飞机场和火车站 They're bound to have all the airports and train stations
这个时候 covered by now.
我还可以乔装打扮 And I can maybe disguise myself
穿过警戒线 and squeak through the cordon,
但是你呢 but you?
这本是个美好的梦想，直到... Well, it was a nice dream while it last...
那是个山药吗 Is that a yam?
非常特别的山药 A very special yam, yes.
具有一些独特的性能 With certain unique properties.
我挑选出来了六块这样的块茎 I removed half a dozen of these tubers
几年前从沼泽怪物的尸体上扒下来的 from Swamp Thing's corpse a few years ago
得在他刚刚死的时候才行 while he was temporarily deceased.
这是我最后一块了 This is my last one.
我一直保留着就是为了等待这样一个时机 I've been saving it for just such an occasion.
我不饿 Not hungry.
吃吧 Eat.
这是冰冻的 It's frozen.
快吃 Eat!
多吃点 More!
额 Ugh!
难吃死了 It tastes awful.
哇哦 Whoa!
抓住我的手 Take my hand.
这是... What the...
放松 Relax.
集中精力想我们要去的地方 Concentrate on our destination.
与绿色合一 Become one with the green.
与绿色合一 With the green!
我真傻，差点忘了 Silly me, I almost forgot.
嘿，哥们，我输了 Oh, man, I'm beat.
你怎么样，夜鸟 How are you doing, Nightwig?
哦对了，你叫夜翼，抱歉 Oh, right, Nightwing, sorry.
那就像有些东西一样，总是容易忘 It's like that thing when you can't remember
就像是“他们的” if it's suppose to be "their"
我就分不清楚“他们的”和“他们是” with E-I-R, or "they're" with Y-apostrophe-R-E?
你知道的，你本来有一半的机会能答对 You know, you got a 50-50 chance to getting it right
但有时候总是会选择错误的那一半 but somehow you always pick the wrong...
不管怎样，对不起 Anyhow... Sorry.
算了吧 Forget it.
是吗 Yeah?
那，我们和好了吗 So, we're good?
当然 Sure.
警方设置了路障 The police are setting up roadblocks.
封锁了飞机场，公车站和火车站 Covering the airports, bus terminals, train stations.
钢铁长官已经通知了联邦调查局和FBI Sarge Steel is calling in the FBI and the National Guard.
- 我们怎么办？ - 我们得去路易斯安那 - What about us? - We're headed to Louisiana...
尽快 Fast.
GPS的坐标锁定在了荷兰的实验室 The GPS coordinates for the Holland lab are locked in.
马上出发 Saddle up.
感谢你的帮忙 Thanks for your help.
嘿，就刚才那一下下就算了吗 Hey! Now wait just a goddamn minute.
那样够吗，你拿到了你想要的 That's it? You got what you wanted
现在就要抛下我吗 and now you just gonna dump me?
就只能夜翼在这儿吗？ Like Nightwing over here?
就像柯克兰队长曾经对我说那样 Captain Kirk'ing me for info and then...
“回头见，亲爱的” "See you later, toots"?
嘿，你是一个.... Hey, you were the one who...
我从没有.... And I never...
你需要我，蝙蝠侠 You need me, Batman!
呃呃，没错 Uh-huh. That's right.
你需要我 You need me!
你见识过植物大师多厉害 You saw how tough Plant Guy is.
扔你们就像丢玩具似得 Tossing you guys around like raggedy dolls.
如果他打爆你们了，怎么办 If he kicked your butts again, then what?
你觉得你的花言巧语能说动毒藤女 You think you're gonna be able to sweet-talk Ivy
放弃她的魔鬼计划？ into giving up her diabolical plan?
额，撩妹高手？我可得告诉你 Huh, Mr. Smoothie? Because I got to tell you,
你的身材没那么标致 your line ain't that great.
- 而且... - 够了 - And beside... - Enough!
我不信任你 I can't trust you.
但是我认为 But I thought...
我是说，我们 I mean, we...
你被定义为我行我素的人，哈莉 You are the walking definition of "loose cannon", Harley.
据我对你的了解，你可能会决定 For all I know, you might decide
在最后时刻去支持毒藤女的计划 at the last minute that Ivy's plan
会觉得她的道理听起来没那么荒唐 doesn't sound so cockeyed after all,
可能因为风向变了 because the wind changed direction.
或者因为今天星期四，这些都能让你改变主意 Or because it's Thursday.
- 但是... - 我不能冒险 - But... - I can't risk it.
赌注太高了 The stakes are way too high.
- 但是.. - 但是什么 - But... - But what?
但是我不想在世界末日靠成为素食主义者而活下来 But I'll never survive the veggie apocalypse!
曾经我们求我妈妈养一只猫 Once I begged my mom for a cat,
但是我有一天忘了关后门 but I left the back door open
它趁机跑走了 one day and it ran away.
然后我又养了一只仓鼠 And then I begged her for a hamster
我忘了喂它 and I forgot to feed it
大概有一个月 for like a month.
所以，我妈叫我养一株植物 So then, then she said that maybe I could have a plant
她给我养了了一颗小小的蕨类植物 so she got me this itty-bitty fern
在一个可爱的黄色小壶里面 in this cute little yellow pot
我忘了... and I forgot to...
给它浇水 Water it!
额，我怎么没忘 Well, what if I forget
自己需要喝水呢 to water myself?
求你了，先生，有一种紧迫感 Oh, please, Mr. "Kind of scary
未必不是一件好事，蝙蝠侠 "but actually really nice" Batman.
求你让我加入你们 Please let me come with you.
我能让毒藤女改变主意 I can make Ivy change her mind
放弃她和那个树妖怪物的恶魔计划 and give up her diabolical plan with Tree Guy.
我知道我可以的 I know I can!
我们是好朋友 We're pals.
就像杰克和吉尔那样的好朋友 Yeah, good pals like Jack and Jill.
或者猪肉和豆子那样的好朋友 Or pork and beans.
求你了，求你了 Oh please. Please!
你知道的，你总是说 You know, you're always saying,
要制定应急计划 "Have a contingency plan."
那，你的B计划 So, your plan B
就是哈莉奎茵 is Harley Quinn.
老天爷，你得帮帮我们 God, help us.
或许应该提一下 Probably should have mentioned...
我有时候会晕机 I sometimes get a little airsick.
额，都快把我活吞了 Eh! Eating me alive out here.
谢天谢地，能给我用点吗 Thank God. Can I have some of that?
这是浓硫酸 It's concentrated sulfuric acid.
一种超级脱水剂 A super dehydrating agent.
那么可怕的东西你还敢塞进包里 All of the crazy crap you got stuffed into that belt
你就不能带来个虫子喷雾 and you didn't think to bring bug spray?
到这该死的沼泽里来吗 To a freaking swamp?
额 Um...
你能有点什么用，嗯？ What are you good for? Huh?
你可能需要补充点维生素B You're probably just low on Vitamin B.
不管那么多了 Never mind!
你这些装备就像是童子军似得 Some Boy Scout you turned out to be.
噢 Ow!
我不知道他们是怎么领先在我们前面的 I can't see how they could have gotten here ahead of us.
飞机场和火车站不是封锁了吗 With the airports and train stations locked down?
可能不是坐飞机或火车 Probably not.
这些超级坏蛋往往经验丰富 But super-villains do tend to be very resourceful.
据我所知 All I know is,
如果他们已经到那儿了 if they are here already
那可以跟你打赌，毒藤女肯定会把灌木丛 you could bet your tushie Ivy's turned some of these
和一些树变成怪物来当看门狗 bushes and trees into monster watchdogs.
就像《绿魔先生》里面开了挂一样 Like Little Shop of Horrors on steroids.
我可不是开玩笑 No fooling.
有一次，她把我的手杖和棒棒糖变成了 One time, she turned my stick and lollipops stick
一个三头的蛇枝 into a three-headed snake twig thingy...
当时棒棒糖还是我嘴里 While it was still in my mouth!
从那之后我再也没吃过棒棒糖 I haven't had a lollipop since.
什么 What?
你之前说什么 What you said before.
我觉得植物大师可能会坐地铁 I keep thinking about Plant Guy riding on the subway
穿着一件风衣和大帽子就能掩盖过去 in a trench coat and hat.
就像一个七英尺高的发光体 Like some kind of seven-foot-tall flasher.
还是由芹菜做的 All made out of celery.
我猜他们肯定在这 Guess they're definitely here then.
他们来了 They're coming.
我能感觉到 I can feel it.
你能别那样坐立不安的样子吗 Would you please stop fidgeting?
我需要集中精力 I really need to concentrate.
搞快点 Just hurry.
好了 Almost done.
最后一步 One last step.
小心，毒藤女的陷阱 Look out! Ivy trap.
来，这条路 Come on, this way.
哈莉 Harley!
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
就是你所希望的那样 Just what you expected me to do.
笨蛋 Sucker.
因为今天星期四 Because it's Thursday.
哈莉 Harley.
嘿，亲爱的 Hiya, sweetie.
之前真抱歉 Look, sorry about before.
我必须让这些家伙觉得我站在他们那边 I had to make these jerks think I was on their side
所以我才能带他们到这儿入了你们的圈套 so I could bring them here and wrap them up for you,
你可以继续你的计划了 so you can get on with your plan.
很棒，额？ Nice, huh?
亲爱的帕米，你赶快放弃这个疯狂的计划 Pammy honey, you got to give up this crazy plan.
这真的真的不可靠 It's really, really nutzoid.
不要把我们都变成素食者 Please don't turn us all into veggie-people.
肯定还有其他办法的，你现在是在篡改生态系统 There's got to be another way. You're tampering with things
人类都不知情 man was never meant to know.
我很确信能在你被审判的时候为你辩诉 I'm sure I could put in a good word for you at your trial.
因为毕竟，你的心思是正义的 Because after all, your heart's in the right place
即使你杀了一些人 even if you did kill all those people.
但求你放弃计划吧，帕米小可爱亲亲宝贝 But please give your plan, Pammy sweetie honey baby.
求你了求你了求你了，放弃计划吧 Please, please, please. Please, give up your plan.
什么？不，哈莉，地球正在消亡 What? No, Harley, the Earth is dying.
我不是毁灭地球 I am not destroying the world.
我是在拯救 I'm saving it.
从这些开采者和使用者手上拯救地球 Saving it from the takers and the users.
我们一辈子都被这些 We've been surrounded by
人类所包围着 men like that all our lives.
但我们可以改变他们 But we can change them,
修剪他们，塑造他们，像园丁一样 trim them, shape them like a good gardener.
我不想那样做 I don't wanna do it,
但我必须那样做 I have to do it.
好吧，你不能责怪一个曾经努力过的女孩 Well, you can't blame a girl for trying.
他们是除草剂 Concentrated weed killer.
我还是觉得帮他们一把 I always keep them on hand
因为那次棒棒糖事件 since the lollipop incident.
我还以为我们会是朋友 I thought we were friends!
小红，朋友不能让朋友 Red, friends don't let friends
去杀掉七十亿人类 kill seven billion people.
额 Uh-oh!
你就是个傻蛋，哈莉 You really are an idiot, Harley.
我们可以改变世界 We could have changed the world,
但是你太傻了领悟不到 but you're too dumb to see that!
哦是吗 Oh yeah?
我聪明的能暴打你的屁股一顿 Smart enough to take away your spanking stick.
很酷，是吗 Pretty cool, huh?
不，这才叫酷 No, that is cool.
你个小人 You suck.
说真的，帕米 Seriously, Pammy,
你的计划完全就是屎一样 your plan is totally bat-shit bonkers.
人类会毁灭这个世界 They're killing our world.
我还能做点其他什么 What else can I do?
我不知道，给民主党投票，或者给绿色和平组织捐钱 I don't know! Vote Democrat. Give money to Greenpeace.
那是拯救鲸鱼，白痴 That's for saving whales, moron.
不管怎样 Whatever!
任何事情都比我们变成行走的植物体好 Anything is better than turning us all into walking brussel sprouts.
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我能跟你耗一晚上 I can do this all night.
我可没那么多时间 I don't have that kind of time.
不公平 No fair!
那就是吗？ That's it?
那个病毒？ The virus?
这是解药 The solution...
能拯救这个世界 To all the world's problems.
不管怎样 One way or another.
那是什么意思 What's that's supposed to mean?
我的天哪，帕米 My God, Pammy.
你还没有测试过，对吗 You haven't even tested yet, have you?
你测试过吗 Have you?
蝙蝠侠说只要你出了一点点的纰漏 Batman said that if you get just one teensy weensy thing wrong
你就能杀掉这地球上的一切 you could wind up killing everything on the planet.
一切啊，帕米 Everything, Pammy.
植物，人类，动物 Plants, people, animals.
一切 Everything.
没关系 It doesn't matter.
即使我不这样做地球也会以其他方式毁灭 Earth will die anyway if I don't act.
对不起，哈莉，我得孤注一掷 I'm sorry, Harley, but I have to roll these dice.
无论我怎么做你都不会罢休对吗 You're gonna make me do it, aren't you?
那好，等一切结束之后你只需要记得 Well, when this is all over just remember,
我曾给过你机会 I gave you a chance.
你要... What are you...
- 不 - 没错，亲爱的 - No. - That's right, sweetie.
要用杀手锏了 The nuclear option.
你向我保证过，你绝不... You promised me, you'd never...
哈莉，我警告你 Harley, I'm warning you.
我不允许你这样 Don't you dare!
我讨厌死你了 I hate you so much.
每次都是这招管用 Works every time.
哎呀 Phew!
天呐 Holy crap!
帕梅拉，你完工.... Pamela, have you...
所以 So...
这就是你的忠诚所在 This is where your true allegiance lies,
像无可救药的肉包一样 with that cancerous meat.
我们不能这样做，杰森 We can't do this, Jason.
如果我们做错一步 If we've made one miscalculation
整个地球都会毁灭 the whole Earth will die.
一点小风险而已 A small risk.
我更愿意尝试一下 And one I'm more than willing to take.
好吧，我退出 Well, I'm not.
真可惜 Pity.
拦住他，小红 Get him, Red!
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植物世界属于我 The plant world belongs to me!
小红 Red!
好吧，丑货 Okay, fugly!
你自找的顶级的敲打 You just bought yourself a first-class beating.
到最后 At last,
人类的邪恶统治还是结束了 humanity's lunatic reign is over.
这颗美丽的星球将不会再被蹂躏 No longer will this beautiful Earth be ravaged
被这些污染与愚昧所蹂躏 by poison and ignorance.
可笑的肉包们的世界将结束了 No more will this be a world of screaming meat!
那是... Is... Is that...
是的 Yes.
沼泽怪物 Swamp Thing.
植物大师 Jason Woodrue,
地球遭受了苦难 the Earth has indeed suffered
被这些人类所蹂躏 at the hands of mankind.
然而 However,
这并不是正确的方法 this is not the way to right the wrongs
来回报大地母亲 done to Mother Gaia.
即使你的事业看起来是正义的 Though your cause is just,
但你的行为 your actions
会扰乱绿色植物 have upset the balance
的平衡关系 in the green.
对不起 I'm sorry.
太对不起了 I'm so sorry.
- 好样的 - 瞧 - Yes. - Watch.
我打赌他会把植物大师那家伙变成一个树桩什么的 Bet you he's gonna turn Plant Guy into a stump or something.
但这一切 But it is not
不是我所能决定的 my place to judge.
等等，什么？ Wait, what?
该发生的 All will be
注定会发生 as it will be.
我现在要回到树友议会 I return now to the Parliament of Trees,
去探寻隐藏的真理 to seek the hidden truths
去到永恒的中心 at the center of eternity...
不不不不，别走 No, no, no. No, don't go!
去了解未知的自然 ...to know unknowable nature
去迎接无限的光辉 in all its infinite splendors.
别管什么未知的自然了 Screw unknowable nature!
打爆那个家伙啊 Kick his butt!
后会有期 Farewell.
好吧，那就是个大饭桶 Well, that was a big ass bucket of nothing.
- 现在怎么办 - 肯定有办法的 - Now what? - There must be a way.
- 我想 - 我们已经用尽一切办法了 - I got... - We've tried everything.
声波枪几乎对他没用 The sonic disruptor barely fazed him.
- 那就... - 蝙蝠镖效果也不怎么好 - What about... - And the bio-feedback Batarangs didn't do squat.
- 伙计们 - 什么 - Guys! - What?
听着，你们可能都是专家，但是... Look, you are pros here and all, but...
他是树叶子做的 Well, he's all leafy and everything.
有人带了火柴吗 Anybody got a match?
噢，卧槽 Oh, shucks.
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我老婆跟送披萨的人跑了之后 After my wife ran off with the pizza delivery guy
我的强迫症变得特别厉害 my OCD started flaring up and got really bad.
我每天晚上要起夜6-7次 I've been getting up six or seven times a night
确保窗户和门有没有锁好 making sure the windows and doors are locked.
我老板一直对我的工作效率 My boss is on my case all the time
相当怀疑 about my productivity
因为我在其他地方都尿不出来 since I have a hard time peeing anywhere
只能在自家厕所撒尿 but my home bathroom.
我失去了我的妻子 I lost my wife.
现在又丢了工作，房子，还有我的猫 Now I may lose my job, my house, my cats,
我的古董烤箱收藏品和我的吸尘器 my collection of vintage toasters and vacuum cleaners.
如果我不能控制好这些事儿 If I can't get this problem under control
我不知道我能干什么了 I don't know what I'm gonna do.
听起来你有点忧郁 It sounds to me like you're a little bit blue.
哦，是吗 Oh, yeah?
关于你不能在其他地方撒尿那一点 And that part about you being wee-wee shy...
太粗鲁了 That's rough.
我有个室友阿卡姆也有同样的问题 I had this cellmate at Arkham with the same problem.
我告诉她“我们每个厕所都” I says to her, "Sugar, we got a glass wall
“隔着一堵玻璃墙呢” "and a toilet in the middle of the floor.
“你肯定有病了” "You're in trouble."
你能帮帮我吗 Can you help me?
当然可以啦，傻瓜 Of course I can, silly.
我可是个正规的医学专家奎茵，不是吗 I'm a regular Dr. Quinn Medicine Person, ain't I?
我有必要提醒你 I'm legally required to remind you
我的博士学位只是一种荣誉 that my doctorate is purely honorary
我还不是一位公认的心理健康专家 and I'm not a currently accredited mental-health professional.
好的 Okay.
好了，韦斯利，我能叫你韦斯利吗 Well, Wesey. Okay if I call you Wesey?
- 我不喜欢这名字 - 好吧韦斯利 - I don't really like it. - Well, Wesey...
你很清楚你可以在治疗中受益 You could clearly benefit from therapy.
我知道 I know I did.
但我了解到一件事就是你总是得不到最多的东西 But one thing I learned is that you never get the most out of stuff
当别人给你东西的时候 when it's just handed to you.
你要去赢取 You gotta earn it.
对吗，大家伙们 Right, everybody?
现在，众所周知 Now, as everybody knows,
心理健康之路得慢慢铺出来 the road to mental wellness is paved with pit bulls.
你要想到达终点线 But all you got to do is make it to that finish line
就得花一整年的时间来治疗 way over there to win a full year of therapy
在一个真实诚恳善良的精神病专家那里治疗 from a real, honest-to-goodness shrink.
拜托，别那样 Come on, don't be like that.
我对你有信心，韦斯利 I've got faith in you, Wesey.
是时候重拾信心，再次扭转自己的生活了 Time to turn your life around and start feeling good about yourself again!
各就各位，预备开始 On your mark, get set...
去变得健康积极 Get healthy!
阳光总在风雨后 You have to look through the rain to see the rainbow.
等你好了自然就能找到真爱 You'll find love when you stop looking.
坚持下去，宝贝 Hang in there, baby.
微笑可比皱眉轻松多了 It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile.
额，这难道是羞耻吗 Aw! Ain't that a shame?
温德尔回到了自己家中 Wendell is headed back to his crummy house
因为没人照顾他的猫 and all those cats without getting the help
他迫切的需要回去养猫 he so desperately needs.
好了，今天的节目就到这儿 Oh well, that's it for today's show.
下次再见，伙计们 Till next time, folks.
对自己好一点 Be good to yourself.
因为世界上的每一个人 Because everyone else in the world
都可能在等你 is probably out to get you.
拜拜 Bye-bye.
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